Johnny Don't Play That

It’s coming….

Mistah J — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 22:15:43 +0000

Me being an ass to a Goomba

Mistah J — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 02:46:32 +0000

MistahJ: wher emy money?
Jared Meyer: wat money
MistahJ: MY MONEY MUTHAFAKO!
Jared Meyer: idk wat u talkin bout
MistahJ: me and rush talked abotu it.. we said i you couldn’t coem up with the money, you could loan us your gf for a few days
Jared Meyer: i dont hav a gf
MistahJ: well you better get one… or the moneeeeeeyyyyyy!!!
Jared Meyer: Wat money
MistahJ: say wat one more time! I dare ya! I double dare you muthafucka! Say wat one more god damn time!
Jared Meyer: Wat money

Mistah J — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 09:45:20 +0000

Big Missy

Mistah J — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 06:18:57 +0000

I met Big Missy yesterday, she was in town to visit family… And by Big Missy, I mean Missy from Big Money Hustla$. We had lunch and talked of old times… ahhh, old times.. Had 40 oz. with me she was super geeked about the moment and was literally speechless. I have to unhook my computer and move the desk and everything in my little corner cause I’ve got to get some more wall outlets installed. I’ll add some pictures of my meeting with Missy later..

Oh, I’m getting shirts for Juggalospace.net made up.. they are being printed within the next few days and will be up on the site store, pwnyride.com Whoop x2! anyaways MCL and SD4L!

Bullseye!

Mistah J — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 23:59:32 +0000

So i just got done working out… buttnaked… a mosquito bit me on my nipple.

good metaphor for why sleeping around for girls=slut/ guys = bragging

Mistah J — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:47:16 +0000

I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock. That shut her up.

GO TEAMS!

Mistah J — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 21:01:06 +0000

St. Louis has been known for some glorious sports moments, but this has to be the most glorious sports tat I’ve seen in some time.. full back, Rams, Blues, Cardinals, Billikens, even threw the Busweiser horses in for good measure. The sports fans of the word can suck it, this guy is DownForLife! To view image, CLICK HERE

Here it comes

Mistah J — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:52:10 +0000

Well my birthday is coming up, my son just had his 8th birthday about a week ago and he’s still as cute as ever, but I’m getting all old, no wrinkles though, except in my forehead. I have plenty of stretch marks though.

I’m kind of hungry i love shells and cheese, mashed potatoes, black eyed peas, collard greens and chicken, but I’m more than likely going to make some chili. mmmm… chili…
well i’m goign to head off of here, until later guys!!

Zap! Live

Mistah J — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 21:23:27 +0000

So I just finished with the Zap! Live seminar and am now proficient in the hypnosis arts. Since I’ve been back, I’ve had three clients, one I am working with doing smoke cessation. After the first appointment, she no longer had the urge to smoke in the mornings, she’s looking forward to future appointments to totally squash the habit which she’s had for over 35 years. She’s tried surgery, patches, gum and other methods, but she feels that hypnosis has helped her the most. Since I’ve been to the seminar this weekend, I’ve made new friends, learned new skills, and all around feel better about myself and performing hypnosis on people. I’m really glad I purchased the DVD from penguinmagic last year otherwise I would not have known about the Zap! Live seminar, and I plan on goign to another of Hon and Gordon’s seminars next year. Anyway, I have to get off to work.

Well then… someone feels shafted

Mistah J — Sun, 27 May 2007 06:49:04 +0000

this is a test post just to see if my podpress stuff is working right… whee